Tryst #1 : The restaurant yak - Episode 1

Place: Some restaurant some where..
Time: Some time in the morning...

Sibi: "Hey Nila it's been long since we met. Whats up?"

Nila: "Sibi, lets take the last table. You be there. I have to go to the restroom."

Nila was back as usual with a Pulp fiction in her hands.

Sibi: "You still do it is it? Reading those pulp fictions in the restroom.."

Nila: "Yeah. Ever since I saw John Travolta doing it in Pulp Fiction. Errrr... You know it man. "

Sibi: "Hmm.. Yeah what a movie!!.. Quentin Tarantino is the best.. His movies tap the untapped parts of the brain.. You know what I mean..."

Nila: "Absolutely.. You know what I am going to try "Ship's Mast" someday."

Sibi: "Come on Nila.. You can't even ride a bicyle.. Forget it.. Lets talk about food for a while.. I am damn hungrig.."

Nila: "What hungrig??"

Sibi: "Yes.. It means hungry in German.. hee hee.."

Nila: "Oh cut it Sibi.. I am gonna have idli.. What about you?"

Sibi: "Idli.. Are you in a diet or something? Anyways it has no fat and all carbs.. Good for girls.. But you know if you dont work out then the carbs would turn fat and eventually you would turn fat.."

Nila: "Oh no way.. Look at me.. I am close to size zero now.. Call the waiter.. By the way what are you gonna have?"..

Sibi: "Wait and see.."

In the meantime the hailfellowwellmet waiter arrived..

Sibi: "Howdy.. Whats your name?"

Waiter: "Mano Sir!!.. How can I help you?"

Sibi: "Get this size zero lady a plate of idli.. And for me, pongal with added roasted cashews and pepper.. I am size 42 by the way.. hee hee.."

Waiter: "Sure (you are).. ahemm.. Sure Sir!!"

Nila: "Sibi.. It has been 5 years since you said you will lose weight. You will never lose weight.. It is impossible.."

Sibi: "What impossible? Impossible itself says I'm possible..Grr.. Hmm.. Forget it its a cliche.. Looks impossible to me too.."

Nila: "Its like trying to trisect an angle with a compass and a straightedge.. Its impossible.."

Sibi: "Yeah it is proven using Galois theory.. You know the person behind Galois theory, Evariste Galois died at the age of 21 in a duel.."























To be continued......

Glossary:

Ship's Mast : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ship's%20Mast

Idli : A savory cake popular throughout South India.

Carbs : Short form of Carbohydrates.

Pongal : A popular rice based South Indian dish.

Evariste Galois : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evariste_Galois